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Ten Things that Drive Vegans Crazy

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    How to come up with a list of just 10 things that drive vegans crazy? When you live a lifestyle that is not mainstream, there are always going to be some roadblocks and annoyances along the way. Depending on your situation, where you work, and whether your friends and family members are vegan or not, the frustrations may vary. Still, we’re going to give it a try. Here are some common questions and challenges that we, as vegans (and, in some cases vegetarians too), face on a daily basis - and that sometimes make us feel like banging our heads against a wall.

  1. Finding vegan products in a mainstream grocery store. Where’s the soy cheese and the animal-free cleaner?  Sometimes it can be quite a challenge to find vegan-friendly products in your local grocery store. Sometimes it makes you feel like you have to be a Google Search wizard to find a piece of soy cheese or seitan.
  2. “What do you eat, then?” is one of the most common question people shoot at you, wondering what on earth you eat, since you don’t eat meat, eggs or dairy. For those who forgot, we also have vegetables, fruit, grains, soy, nuts, which make up a large array of options for vegans.
  3. A lack of sympathy and understanding in the workplace. The “you’re-a-weirdo” face. You go to lunch with your co-workers, or there is a birthday cake for someone in the office and there always seems to be somebody who corners you and harasses you about not eating dairy/meat – and someone else who likes joking about how you think you can change the world one chicken at a time. Totally annoying.
  4. “You don’t wear leather? Why? The cows are already dead!”  Some people just don’t see how leather can be related to cows (or other animals)…
  5. “Aren’t you afraid of getting osteoporosis?”  Who said that you can only find calcium in milk? There are many superior plant-based sources of calcium in nature.
  6. Eating out at a restaurant. It can be embarrassing to ask all your vegan questions when the server is clearly annoyed because of your long list of questions and your companions are staring at you like, “Could you please just order?”
  7. “How can you live without eating chocolate?” Well, truth is: you don’t have to. You can be a vegan and eat chocolate. You just need to be careful not to eat milk chocolate. Dark chocolate is a good (healthy and delicious!) option for vegans.
  8. BBQs. You have your Boca Burger with you, but the insistent offering of a piece of “real” BBQ from your well-intentioned friends can drive any vegan crazy (for the insistence and the smell)!
  9. When people start lecturing you about how purposeless it is to be vegan. And then, when you try to explain the reasoning behind it, and people claim you’re trying to “look superior” or “convert” them. Well, guess what? You asked!
  10. People who posit the human suffering in the world against animal suffering.  Some people say you should be more concerned about people dying of hunger in the world rather than wasting your time worrying about not eating dairy/egg/meat.  So, just because you can’t stop human suffering in the world, you should increase animal suffering? What’s the logic of it?
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  • http://twitter.com/saproducts SmartAssProducts

    Love it! Every single STUPID, MORONIC question/situation rings a bell with me.

    One of my personal favorites happens when someone points to my shoes/purse and–with a look of “ah ha! I got you!” on their face–says, “YOU WEAR LEATHER!!” Um, no, I don’t. They’re synthetic, thank you very much. And how nice they look so real they fooled you! :)

  • Run26long

    Love it! Funny how I’d never harass an omni about their food choices, but for some reason, they feel that it’s okay to say dumb things to me. :/

    About #10, you could always point out that switching to a vegan diet could also help ease human suffering as well. After all, cancer, heart disease and other health issues associated with animal-based diets look like suffering to me. :(

  • http://www.thelazyvegetarian.com Leanne Chesser

    This is a great (and funny) post. I try not to focus on the negatives and challenges (instead I try to teach positively), but they’re all very true! Number 5 is something that I find a lot of people aren’t aware of. In fact, there are many plant sources that are higher in calcium than dairy products.

  • AndyV

    Also about #10, you could feed a lot more people with the amount of corn being fed to animals that we eat than with the meat.

  • http://twitter.com/carlrice Carl Rice

    Depends on where you live too. East coast (Philadelphia,) people were obnoxious like this almost always. Now I’m on the west coast (SF) its not an issue at all. They still ask “why aren’t you eating cake” at office events but more often then not they ask about vegan alternatives in baking, restaurants and so on.

  • peace

    I once shopped in a small-town grocery store in which the employees didn’t know–I mean literally, didn’t KNOW–what vegetable broth was. (Vegetable broth, for Pete’s sake!)

  • Anonymous

    That’s funny……I’ve never found a good store bought veggie broth…..they all have that preservative taste to me. Is there a type that you like?

  • Vegans Suck

    Actually, the corn cows and pigs are fed cannot be consumed by humans. Unless you like poison.

  • Humbertogonzalezo

    I cry for the carrots who are heartlessly ripped out of Mother Earth at the peak of their existence!!!
    Who is to say plants can’t feel, they certainly can die!
     

  • Zombunnies

    Remember ; animals eat lots of plants.  So by eating plant eating animals, with plants (which is something almost everyone does right down to the seasoning) you’re “killing” more plants than your average vegan. So if you’re a meat eater I’m assuming that you cry for not only the cow, but the soy and corn she ate along with the rest of your burger (ex : the bread, lettuce, tomato, pickles and so on)

    …but of course, this all stems from the silly and heavily debunked “plants feel pain” argument.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/EJ5ES3ZYLDSOZZQQ5DNOZ5FAWQ Corey

    LOL you silly troll. The land used for growing corn could easily be used for growing crops for humans.

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